Disclaimer: An abundance of exclamation points are contained within. Those with heart conditions are advised to proceed with caution.
Guess what! I've got a sock pattern published in this issue of Knitty magazine! You have no idea how challenging it has been to not announce it to the world before now. But the issue just went live, so there's no more need for secrecy. You should go check out my Earthbound socks. Go ahead. I'll wait here.
Isn't this issue fabulous? I mean, it ought to be. It is the 10th anniversary issue after all. And I am so honored to be a part of it!
Ok, that's all I have to say.
Why are still sitting there? Don't you have yarn to go buy?